She is seriously cool with a capital K.
She likes to paint, and fashion horses out of squishy liquorice.
She doesn't like tea or coffee but happily sips scalding water.
She likes to make rude jokes with her eyebrows.
She has the bestest snug ever.
She lives in a house with a bat, various rat(s), some possums and a sweet dog named Bandersnatch.
She has a murky crocodile infested dam...(not really)
and a very witchy wood (really) where we chant spells and pick blackberries in the moonlight.
She doesn't like Stupid Deaths (HH) or too much Vegemite
She introduced me to the pain of depilation (waxing)
She doesn't like Stupid Deaths (HH) or too much Vegemite
She introduced me to the pain of depilation (waxing)
We sit and hatch plans, huddled on her bed eating jammy hot toast surrounded by her collection of beautiful things and our dreams of taking the world by storm. One rain shower at a time.
Her back up career is naming paint colours.
One of her plans is to have a cat called Harvey Growl and a child called Polyester Cotton.
She speaks Franglish and Japanglish with surprising fluency.
We have a plan to go to the South of France and pick grapes till our mouths are stained purple.
She is lovely.
P.s I was a clutchpig and nicked this horsey girl from a my fav site to waste eye time on.... Retronaut
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