This is my friend Kate, she is very nice.
She likes to make rude jokes,
and she also likes flower crowns.
She doesn't like it when people brush their teeth and don't wash away the foam.
She sleeps in a very high bed that is covered with lanterns and fairy lights and plastic animals.
She has a fish tank, with fish.
When her fish die
Kate gives them viking water burials
down the toilet.
Her back up career is a fortune teller.
Kate and I have a lot of plans,
most of which involve two-dolar shops,
and places that we dream of going.
one of the plans that we hatched was this blog.
We wanted to show the world our clever tricks,
But we had to spend our time in high school
and not eating sandwiches, learning to skateboard and making a gang.
So
now that we have finished all that,
we want to re-establish our clever tricks
and both record one a week
for a month.
That is my friend Kate,
And this is our plan.
