Liquorice Review

In our quest to find the best and most Truly Scrumptious Liquorice in the world Katie and Iona present

The Natural Confectionary Co.

Licorice Sticks.

Good points.


1. Is Fairly Delicious
2. Is very cheep for those of us who are poor and hungry. at a pleasant price of $3.80
3. Can be moulded into various shapes, see here, look what we have made it into...

This is a cowboy and his horse made out of psuedo-liquorice

Bad points.


1. We are very disappointed to tell you all that this is in actual fact NOT liquorice, but instead LICORICE. We don't know what this means but interpret this decline in confectionary morals on the general fall of society etc. It is all very sad, and makes us want to howl under our beds.
2. Does not turn teeth or tongue black.
3. Is not truly Truly Scrumptious.
4.Gives large sugar hangover that can only be cured by copious amounts of tea and toast.


General notes.




Iona: This liquorice was fun, it is like aniseedy play-dough. Although I revelled in playing with it, it is was fundamentally pseudo-liquorice and therefore made me sad. I give it one and a half plastic cowboys out of five.

Katie: I agree with Iona in saying that it is wonderful play doughy softness that tastes aniseedy instead of horrible salty. It was nice in the fact that it tasted nice and that it felt like you were being a little bit healthy cos they were bite sized. But there was no kangaroo poo texture that all good liquorice has and it was so very sweet it almost made your tongue curl in on itself. I'm giving it one and a half plastic cowboys out of five as well just because of the play-dough quality and the vague liquorice flavour.